It turns out a week of really shitty insomnia and the flares insomnia caused are great for reading government announcements and turning them into mini dystopian stories.
Pleasant Robot Voice: Please state disability type.
Person: Mental health condition.
BUZZER
Pleasant Robot Voice: Rejected, this is considered a moral weakness.
***
Pleasant Robot Voice: Please state disability type.
Person: Debilitating fatigue.
BUZZER
Pleasant Robot Voice: Rejected, please work harder for capitalism.
***
Pleasant Robot Voice: Please state disability type.
Person: ADHD
Pleasant Robot Voice: The capitalist exploitable type or the forgets to wash things type?
Person: Forgets to wash things.
BUZZER
Pleasant Robot Voice: Rejected, you must become the palatable type of ADHD.
***
Pleasant Robot Voice: Please state disability type.
Person: Autism
BUZZER
Pleasant Robot Voice: Rejected, mask harder at all costs.
***
Pleasant Robot Voice: Please state disability type.
Person: Fatal heart condition.
BUZZER
Pleasant Robot Voice: Rejected, you could at least work until the moment you die.
***
Again, this is all depressingly inspired by reality:
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