You’ve read Four Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing, so here and now (LIKE RIGHT NOW) I present to you: Four More Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing: Hoarding Hopefully the beer virus is all over and we’re happy little campers by the time I publish this, but the toilet paper hoarding […]
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Random Pet Peeves About Blogging
Random Pet Peeves About Blogging You’re only successful if you’re “full time” Bahaha. Stick it. I can be full or part or no time at anything I damn well choose. Compulsory sign in to comment Sorry, I’m never going to be assed to do that. Even if I am socially obligated by […]
Fatigue Is So Damn Boring
A month ago I was diagnosed with Vitamin D deficiency. I had the muscle fatigue as the main symptom, but what’s bothering me now is how tiring it is. I’m bored. Fatigue Is So Damn Boring The problem is, I can’t do much. I can’t concentrate, I’m not really interested in books or […]
Surveys Ask Weird Questions
I was filling in a research servery and came across some weird questions. So I figured, why not blog about them? Surveys Ask Weird Questions This survey wanted you to rate yourself on a scale of 1-5. You’ve probably seen the type, the “very negative”, “a little negative”, “neutral”, “a little positive”, “very […]
My Feet Need A Bra; Why I Hate Women’s Shoes
I despise shopping of all kinds, but shoe shopping is something I view as a particularly large form of capitalist torture. My Feet Need A Bra; Why I Hate Women’s Shoes The thing is, I need shoes that give me support. If we were talking boobs here, no one would be shocked. […]
Random Weekend Chats From My Car #13
This week on Random Weekend Chats From My Car you have a very, very special triple bonus super awesome episode. All because it’s episode 13. Or for the real reason, which is only disclosed in the video. Yep, I’m mean like that. It’s full of random rants, churros and after editing it, I think I […]
10 Steps To A Perfect, Magical, Super-Fantastic Long Weekend
Last week, some of the country got a long weekend. Despite having been in a job that actually pays me for long weekends for nearly three years now, I still find them utterly strange and bewildering. But, if you’re a blogger, you’re also an expert, so without further ado, let me present to you, via […]
Health Fund Swap Fun
I signed up for extras cover with health fund A about a year ago. After a check up at the dentist, I decided that I would swap to health fund B as I could get better coverage (eg unlimited general dental for a lot of needed maintenance work) for a much better price than health fund A […]
(Fake) Newest Home Fads
Firstly there were new home fads, then newer home fads, and today I’m very happy to present the newest home fads! Get your theoretical credit cards prepped and have them at the ready… (Fake) Newest Home Fads Self-Aware Cleaning Robots The best part about self-aware cleaning robots is that you can program […]
5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram
Stew Sometimes, food tastes better than it looks. Some people will even have the audacity to share photos of these meals on Instagram. Some complete assholes won’t even apologise for it not being pretty enough. 5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram A Gym Selfie But not the full makeup, hair in place […]