There are two ways to do your job. It depends slightly on what your job is, but it can be broken down into two categories: If You’re An Australian Politician Complain that you don’t know who your boss is Go home for the day Enjoy life long pension If You’re Not An Australian […]
How To Create The Ultimate Minimalist Kitchen
Minimalism is so hot right now. I love how many products and services you can buy about it. Kitchens have long been the place where clutter gathers in a house. Mostly because no one ever wants to do any kind of cleaning after they’ve cooked. Which is fair enough, because when you’ve cooked, there’s […]
Urine The Right Place For Advice
Oh wow. I think I’ve found a whole new way of getting ideas to give sarcastic advice. I found… (Sadly the original posts have been removed, but there is copy/pasted text below.) No. Posted by Detox, AntiVax and Woo Insanity on Tuesday, 20 February 2018 Post reads: So I decided to put a […]
How Can I Up My Hustle Game?
We all know that hustling is the lifeblood of the twenty-teens and twenty-twenties. If you’re not hustling, you’re a lazy nobody. Here people (aka no one) sometimes contact me to ask me for more details on how they can improve in many different aspects of their lives. You’d think there are very few […]
Why HR Degrees Hold The Least Value
To be fair, I’m sure a lot of important things are covered in HR degrees. Humans are complex, and treating them as resources must have a lot of complexity as well. Usually I don’t like to assume that a job I’ve never done is really simple. But I am always willing to make an […]
How To Know Your Free Sample Is A Real Winner
Free samples. The best way to feel rich without actually being rich. I mean, all you have to do is give your address, email, phone number, blood type, sexual history, sperm sample and you get some awesome tiny sachet in return. In 6-8 weeks. (Geez, don’t be a greedy fuck who expects […]
Someone doesn’t like the same book/tv show/movie as me! What can I do about this?
Suck it up and move on? No, actually, I think you’re right. The world would be a better place if we all liked the same books, tv and movies. Who doesn’t want to be part of a homogeneous lump of coal? It’s much safer to worship content without a thought process than to […]
Things You Shouldn’t Have In Your Home After You Turn 30
We all know that turning 30 means you’re an adult. None of this bullshit adult at 18 or 21 stuff, 30 is where the real adulting begins. Before I get into things that you’re a freaking disaster for if you own them after 30, let me remind you why 30 is so important: it’s […]
Can I Quit My Job and Earn 6 Figures On The Internet Tomorrow?
Can I Quit My Job and Earn 6 Figures On The Internet Tomorrow? No. You could possibly maybe at a stretch earn six figures next week, but those figures will probably look like 3c, 1c, 5c, 3c, 1c & 0.5c. Probably not the six figures you had in mind. “But what about […]
A New Laptop Will Make You A Successful Writer (And Other Lies)
The things us writers tell ourselves… well, I guess it’s no surprise that we can be creative. That is hopefully a given. I kind of like/hate it when it manifests itself through technology though. There’s something about a tightly sealed box, freshly minted plastic and electronics… it’s such a sweet, sweet smell. […]