Free samples. The best way to feel rich without actually being rich. I mean, all you have to do is give your address, email, phone number, blood type, sexual history, sperm sample and you get some awesome tiny sachet in return. In 6-8 weeks. (Geez, don’t be a greedy fuck who expects […]
Humour
Someone doesn’t like the same book/tv show/movie as me! What can I do about this?
Suck it up and move on? No, actually, I think you’re right. The world would be a better place if we all liked the same books, tv and movies. Who doesn’t want to be part of a homogeneous lump of coal? It’s much safer to worship content without a thought process than to […]
Things You Shouldn’t Have In Your Home After You Turn 30
We all know that turning 30 means you’re an adult. None of this bullshit adult at 18 or 21 stuff, 30 is where the real adulting begins. Before I get into things that you’re a freaking disaster for if you own them after 30, let me remind you why 30 is so important: it’s […]
Can I Quit My Job and Earn 6 Figures On The Internet Tomorrow?
Can I Quit My Job and Earn 6 Figures On The Internet Tomorrow? No. You could possibly maybe at a stretch earn six figures next week, but those figures will probably look like 3c, 1c, 5c, 3c, 1c & 0.5c. Probably not the six figures you had in mind. “But what about […]
A New Laptop Will Make You A Successful Writer (And Other Lies)
The things us writers tell ourselves… well, I guess it’s no surprise that we can be creative. That is hopefully a given. I kind of like/hate it when it manifests itself through technology though. There’s something about a tightly sealed box, freshly minted plastic and electronics… it’s such a sweet, sweet smell. […]
5 Great Comedies To Watch
I was going to write an introduction to this post but also… the title says it all. 5 great comedies to watch… keep on reading! 5 Great Comedies To Watch Community Community is a fast paced sitcom, set at a community college. Scarily realistic at times, but you didn’t hear me say […]
More Four More Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing
You’ve read Four Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing, as well as Four More Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing. Now I hereby present More Four More Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing. Farting Yep, everyone is hereby banned from farting. (Except for me. I’m allowed to.) More Four More […]
Four More Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing
You’ve read Four Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing, so here and now (LIKE RIGHT NOW) I present to you: Four More Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing: Hoarding Hopefully the beer virus is all over and we’re happy little campers by the time I publish this, but the toilet paper hoarding […]
Random Pet Peeves About Blogging
Random Pet Peeves About Blogging You’re only successful if you’re “full time” Bahaha. Stick it. I can be full or part or no time at anything I damn well choose. Compulsory sign in to comment Sorry, I’m never going to be assed to do that. Even if I am socially obligated by […]
Four Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing
Wanna get your picky ranty pants on with me? Four Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing “FREE” Things On Second Hand Sites Hello humans. Please grow a pair. A pair of anything, because you have nothing and are lacking in that way. How hard is it to make up a price […]