It turns out a week of really shitty insomnia and the flares insomnia caused are great for reading government announcements and turning them into mini dystopian stories. Pleasant Robot Voice: Please state disability type. Person: Mental health condition. BUZZER Pleasant Robot Voice: Rejected, this is considered a moral weakness. *** Pleasant Robot […]
Humour
Accessing the automaton
She sighed, and flipped the automaton switch again, checking if the credits had loaded. Still missing ten credits. It was three days since she’d been able to shower. Fifty credits per shower wasn’t where it had started, of course. Initially, automaton supported showers had been installed free of charge for those who needed assistance. Then […]
One problem with “reasonable” accomodations
One of the many problems with “reasonable” accomodations (or adjustments, if you prefer that terminology) is that if you have a disability they’ve never seen before, simply learning about your disability is often “unreasonable” to them. Because omg they’ve met and accommodated one disabled person before and you’re totes being rude by making them […]
How To Do Your Job
There are two ways to do your job. It depends slightly on what your job is, but it can be broken down into two categories: If You’re An Australian Politician Complain that you don’t know who your boss is Go home for the day Enjoy life long pension If You’re Not An Australian […]
How To Create The Ultimate Minimalist Kitchen
Minimalism is so hot right now. I love how many products and services you can buy about it. Kitchens have long been the place where clutter gathers in a house. Mostly because no one ever wants to do any kind of cleaning after they’ve cooked. Which is fair enough, because when you’ve cooked, there’s […]
Urine The Right Place For Advice
Oh wow. I think I’ve found a whole new way of getting ideas to give sarcastic advice. I found… (Sadly the original posts have been removed, but there is copy/pasted text below.) No. Posted by Detox, AntiVax and Woo Insanity on Tuesday, 20 February 2018 Post reads: So I decided to put a […]
How Can I Up My Hustle Game?
We all know that hustling is the lifeblood of the twenty-teens and twenty-twenties. If you’re not hustling, you’re a lazy nobody. Here people (aka no one) sometimes contact me to ask me for more details on how they can improve in many different aspects of their lives. You’d think there are very few […]
Why HR Degrees Hold The Least Value
To be fair, I’m sure a lot of important things are covered in HR degrees. Humans are complex, and treating them as resources must have a lot of complexity as well. Usually I don’t like to assume that a job I’ve never done is really simple. But I am always willing to make an […]
How To Know Your Free Sample Is A Real Winner
Free samples. The best way to feel rich without actually being rich. I mean, all you have to do is give your address, email, phone number, blood type, sexual history, sperm sample and you get some awesome tiny sachet in return. In 6-8 weeks. (Geez, don’t be a greedy fuck who expects […]
Someone doesn’t like the same book/tv show/movie as me! What can I do about this?
Suck it up and move on? No, actually, I think you’re right. The world would be a better place if we all liked the same books, tv and movies. Who doesn’t want to be part of a homogeneous lump of coal? It’s much safer to worship content without a thought process than to […]