Stew Sometimes, food tastes better than it looks. Some people will even have the audacity to share photos of these meals on Instagram. Some complete assholes won’t even apologise for it not being pretty enough. 5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram A Gym Selfie But not the full makeup, hair in place […]
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How To Become A Gupert
We all have to reinvent ourselves. Constantly. It’s the only way of being hip, having hips, and staying cool and relevant in an online world. (We don’t care about the offline world, they have neither hips or cools.) How To Become A Gupert Firstly, what is a Gupert? It’s a guru and expert. […]
Fake Tragic Backstories So I Can Go On A Reality TV Show
I don’t actually know the last time I watched a “reality” TV show, but I do remember that the competition based ones LOVE a tragic backstory. I assume that in the years of these shows somehow, utterly inexplicably still existing, that the same few big dramatic stories have lost their edge, and that the TV […]
Watch Out For Brussells
Sometimes emptying your spam folder is a chore. Other times it’s full of delightful complements and life tips. Here are some I’ve received recently. Watch Out For Brussells I’ve never heard of one of these but I have to admit, I am intrigued: My blog is running away: […]
Things That Retail Made Weird In 2017
I have a love hate relationship with retail. I don’t like stores and crowds, but I love the utter crap they try to sell you as critically needed. Or how to use it. Or when to use it. FFS marketing, most of us have a brain cell and can choose for ourselves. Anyway, the upside to […]
Sycophant Spray
I’d like to take credit for this one, but I really can’t. My husband came up with this idea so I told him to mock it up in Photoshop and I would put it online for him. So I present: Sycophant Spray If you had a spray, what would it do?
Movie Quotes That Would Be Inappropriate In A Work Email
Sometimes my brain goes straight to the inappropriate, because, well, it’s fun. But I think it’s ok because I know the difference between thinking something and saying something! Movie Quotes That Would Be Inappropriate In A Work Email For every middle manager in existence: “You’re a cheer-tator, Torrence, and a pain in […]
(Fake) Newer Home Fads
A few weeks ago, I shared with you some new home fads. I’m happy to say that there are now some even newer ones. So whip out those high interest credit cards and get your typing fingers warmed up. (Fake) Newer Home Fads Deck Lifts If you’re a fan of the 9Life […]
(Fake) New Home Fads
We all know that home is where the heart is. Which is why we spend money on keeping up with the Joneses to make sure that we don’t look like the horrible, out of touch, untrendy person on our street. As we all know, being untrendy is a fate worse than death. Being the exceptionally […]
An Extremely Lazy Kmart Last Minute Gift Guide
You’d think this is sponsored, but no. Why Kmart? Well, I don’t really like being at the shops at any time, but especially not leading up to Christmas. Kmart (and Woolies and Coles) are the only shops I can easily access any evening in the week when it’s likely to be quiet and happily lacking […]