I have a love hate relationship with retail. I don’t like stores and crowds, but I love the utter crap they try to sell you as critically needed. Or how to use it. Or when to use it. FFS marketing, most of us have a brain cell and can choose for ourselves. Anyway, the upside to […]
Humour
Sycophant Spray
I’d like to take credit for this one, but I really can’t. My husband came up with this idea so I told him to mock it up in Photoshop and I would put it online for him. So I present: Sycophant Spray If you had a spray, what would it do?
Movie Quotes That Would Be Inappropriate In A Work Email
Sometimes my brain goes straight to the inappropriate, because, well, it’s fun. But I think it’s ok because I know the difference between thinking something and saying something! Movie Quotes That Would Be Inappropriate In A Work Email For every middle manager in existence: “You’re a cheer-tator, Torrence, and a pain in […]
(Fake) Newer Home Fads
A few weeks ago, I shared with you some new home fads. I’m happy to say that there are now some even newer ones. So whip out those high interest credit cards and get your typing fingers warmed up. (Fake) Newer Home Fads Deck Lifts If you’re a fan of the 9Life […]
(Fake) New Home Fads
We all know that home is where the heart is. Which is why we spend money on keeping up with the Joneses to make sure that we don’t look like the horrible, out of touch, untrendy person on our street. As we all know, being untrendy is a fate worse than death. Being the exceptionally […]
An Extremely Lazy Kmart Last Minute Gift Guide
You’d think this is sponsored, but no. Why Kmart? Well, I don’t really like being at the shops at any time, but especially not leading up to Christmas. Kmart (and Woolies and Coles) are the only shops I can easily access any evening in the week when it’s likely to be quiet and happily lacking […]
Marriage Equality
This is a guest post from my husband! He conceptualised and drew a cartoon on the weekend. If Australian politics gets any more conservative…
Drunk or Kid?
I never watched How I Met Your Mother religiously but often watched it if it was on when I changed channels. One thing I really remember from it was the game “Drunk or kid“. Drunk or kid? If you haven’t heard of it, this is how it works: A story is told about […]
Parenting Is Now Easy
Disclaimer: this post is 100% not sponsored and I haven’t even looked at the relevant website relating to the car. Partly because I’m writing this on a train without wifi and with a few 3/4G black spots, but mostly because it would take away the fun of writing nonsense if I got distracted by real […]
If I Was To Run A Diet Scam
If I Was To Run A Diet Scam I’m not sure why, but last night my husband & I decided to think of diet scams…this is the resulting list. I apologise in advance for our brains. Ice Cream Diet: Ice cream shrinks your stomach, so the more ice cream you eat, the less food you […]