I signed up for extras cover with health fund A about a year ago. After a check up at the dentist, I decided that I would swap to health fund B as I could get better coverage (eg unlimited general dental for a lot of needed maintenance work) for a much better price than health fund A […]
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(Fake) Newest Home Fads
Firstly there were new home fads, then newer home fads, and today I’m very happy to present the newest home fads! Get your theoretical credit cards prepped and have them at the ready… (Fake) Newest Home Fads Self-Aware Cleaning Robots The best part about self-aware cleaning robots is that you can program […]
5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram
Stew Sometimes, food tastes better than it looks. Some people will even have the audacity to share photos of these meals on Instagram. Some complete assholes won’t even apologise for it not being pretty enough. 5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram A Gym Selfie But not the full makeup, hair in place […]
How To Become A Gupert
We all have to reinvent ourselves. Constantly. It’s the only way of being hip, having hips, and staying cool and relevant in an online world. (We don’t care about the offline world, they have neither hips or cools.) How To Become A Gupert Firstly, what is a Gupert? It’s a guru and expert. […]
Fake Tragic Backstories So I Can Go On A Reality TV Show
I don’t actually know the last time I watched a “reality” TV show, but I do remember that the competition based ones LOVE a tragic backstory. I assume that in the years of these shows somehow, utterly inexplicably still existing, that the same few big dramatic stories have lost their edge, and that the TV […]
Watch Out For Brussells
Sometimes emptying your spam folder is a chore. Other times it’s full of delightful complements and life tips. Here are some I’ve received recently. Watch Out For Brussells I’ve never heard of one of these but I have to admit, I am intrigued: My blog is running away: […]
16 Sarcastic Answers About Christmas
I was tagged to answer these 16 questions because apparently my sarcastic answers would be entertaining. Bloody hell, no pressure. Sheesh. Talk about Christmas stress. 16 Sarcastic Answers About Christmas What’s your favourite Christmas movie? Serenity. There’s something about forcibly calming people that just reminds me of Christmas. Have you ever […]
Things That Retail Made Weird In 2017
I have a love hate relationship with retail. I don’t like stores and crowds, but I love the utter crap they try to sell you as critically needed. Or how to use it. Or when to use it. FFS marketing, most of us have a brain cell and can choose for ourselves. Anyway, the upside to […]
Sycophant Spray
I’d like to take credit for this one, but I really can’t. My husband came up with this idea so I told him to mock it up in Photoshop and I would put it online for him. So I present: Sycophant Spray If you had a spray, what would it do?
Movie Quotes That Would Be Inappropriate In A Work Email
Sometimes my brain goes straight to the inappropriate, because, well, it’s fun. But I think it’s ok because I know the difference between thinking something and saying something! Movie Quotes That Would Be Inappropriate In A Work Email For every middle manager in existence: “You’re a cheer-tator, Torrence, and a pain in […]