I was filling in a research servery and came across some weird questions. So I figured, why not blog about them? Surveys Ask Weird Questions This survey wanted you to rate yourself on a scale of 1-5. You’ve probably seen the type, the “very negative”, “a little negative”, “neutral”, “a little positive”, “very […]
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My Feet Need A Bra; Why I Hate Women’s Shoes
I despise shopping of all kinds, but shoe shopping is something I view as a particularly large form of capitalist torture. My Feet Need A Bra; Why I Hate Women’s Shoes The thing is, I need shoes that give me support. If we were talking boobs here, no one would be shocked. […]
Random Weekend Chats From My Car #13
This week on Random Weekend Chats From My Car you have a very, very special triple bonus super awesome episode. All because it’s episode 13. Or for the real reason, which is only disclosed in the video. Yep, I’m mean like that. It’s full of random rants, churros and after editing it, I think I […]
10 Steps To A Perfect, Magical, Super-Fantastic Long Weekend
Last week, some of the country got a long weekend. Despite having been in a job that actually pays me for long weekends for nearly three years now, I still find them utterly strange and bewildering. But, if you’re a blogger, you’re also an expert, so without further ado, let me present to you, via […]
Health Fund Swap Fun
I signed up for extras cover with health fund A about a year ago. After a check up at the dentist, I decided that I would swap to health fund B as I could get better coverage (eg unlimited general dental for a lot of needed maintenance work) for a much better price than health fund A […]
(Fake) Newest Home Fads
Firstly there were new home fads, then newer home fads, and today I’m very happy to present the newest home fads! Get your theoretical credit cards prepped and have them at the ready… (Fake) Newest Home Fads Self-Aware Cleaning Robots The best part about self-aware cleaning robots is that you can program […]
5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram
Stew Sometimes, food tastes better than it looks. Some people will even have the audacity to share photos of these meals on Instagram. Some complete assholes won’t even apologise for it not being pretty enough. 5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram A Gym Selfie But not the full makeup, hair in place […]
How To Become A Gupert
We all have to reinvent ourselves. Constantly. It’s the only way of being hip, having hips, and staying cool and relevant in an online world. (We don’t care about the offline world, they have neither hips or cools.) How To Become A Gupert Firstly, what is a Gupert? It’s a guru and expert. […]
Fake Tragic Backstories So I Can Go On A Reality TV Show
I don’t actually know the last time I watched a “reality” TV show, but I do remember that the competition based ones LOVE a tragic backstory. I assume that in the years of these shows somehow, utterly inexplicably still existing, that the same few big dramatic stories have lost their edge, and that the TV […]
Watch Out For Brussells
Sometimes emptying your spam folder is a chore. Other times it’s full of delightful complements and life tips. Here are some I’ve received recently. Watch Out For Brussells I’ve never heard of one of these but I have to admit, I am intrigued: My blog is running away: […]