Add New Post Here

So I’m sitting here staring at a blank “add new post” page, with an empty jar of Moccona Hazelnut Coffee next to me and a giant ant crawling on my 2014 diary. The craziest part is that I don’t even drink coffee.


Now I find myself annoyed that it is called “add new post” instead of “add a new post”. The A seems important.


Let me select a page from “dictionary of quotations” for you. Actually, I better use the quotation marks in wordpress.┬áJust in case, you know?

But I am not so think as you drunk I am.

Apparently that was said by “Sir J[ohn C[Ollings] Squire, 1884-1958, English Poet.


I first heard that on M*A*S*H.


Some irony that I randomly opened the little dictionary of quotations to that page when I’ve had a few glasses of wine.


People always talk about quality over quantity on blogs. I’m sure this wouldn’t be considered “quality” and “shouldn’t” be posted. I find this a little sad – not the fact that this isn’t quality, but the fact that there is a self-censorship going on. Some days I’m smart, some days less so. I’m sure you’ve noticed the same, if not in yourself then in your friends, family, colleagues or strangers that you see regularly.


I feel like I have a lot more to say on that topic but I’m also tired.


I wish I had a maid.


Also, I just noticed that my desk looks onto a statue’s ass. Or arse. How do you say/write it?


Anything you’d like to add to this? Guesses as to if I’ll regret posting this in the morning? (Clue: I don’t believe in regrets.)

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