It’s time to talk about everyone’s favourite topic – SCAMMERS and SPAMMERS!!
Those phone calls that somehow always come just as you’re sitting down to dinner. I’m becoming convinced that they have secret cameras in everyone’s house just to see when you’ve sat down. Because they can’t call at a convenient time.
I must admit, I’m not the nicest person to people who call me unsolicited and piss me off. But instead of being mean to them, I like to play with them.
My absolute favourite scam phone call is “You have a virus on your computer”.
The first time I got that I told them that I didn’t have a computer. They asked again a few times, but ended up getting confused and hanging up pretty fast.
Now what I do to them is start out with a confused tone. “I have a what?”
They repeat themselves.
My voice starts to waver. “I have a disease?! Am I sick! TELL ME! Am I going to die?!”
If I can, I manage to start crying or sound like I’m crying.
At this point they either robotically start from the beginning again or hang up on me.
What’s your favourite scam phone call?
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