Scam Phone Calls

Scam Phone Calls


I just received my favourite scam phone call.


The “Windows and Apple” tech support guy didn’t like me telling him that my laptop will explode if I turn it on.


Probably because I screamed it at him, faux panicked. A few times.


Then I asked him if I gave my computer an STD. (Then I had to tell him an STD is a Sexually Transmitted Disease; a virus.)


He told me the problem with my computer is heavier than a virus. (GOLD!!)


Then I kept asking if it would explode. And he kept telling me to turn my computer on.


I ended up annoying him so much he told me to fuck off and hung up.


Pretty sure that’s a win.


I love these phone calls.

3 Replies to “Scam Phone Calls”

  1. LOL! If they’re going to scam call you, you might as well as have some fun with them 🙂

    1. Vanessa Smith says: Reply

      Yep. Great fun. The time before this I tried to tell them they needed my credit card details (and made up a stream of numbers) and they got mad at me for that too 🙂

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