Scam Phone Calls

 

I just received my favourite scam phone call.

 

The “Windows and Apple” tech support guy didn’t like me telling him that my laptop will explode if I turn it on.

 

Probably because I screamed it at him, faux panicked. A few times.

 

Then I asked him if I gave my computer an STD. (Then I had to tell him an STD is a Sexually Transmitted Disease; a virus.)

 

He told me the problem with my computer is heavier than a virus. (GOLD!!)

 

Then I kept asking if it would explode. And he kept telling me to turn my computer on.

 

I ended up annoying him so much he told me to fuck off and hung up.

 

Pretty sure that’s a win.

 

I love these phone calls.