Scam Phone Calls
I just received my favourite scam phone call.
The “Windows and Apple” tech support guy didn’t like me telling him that my laptop will explode if I turn it on.
Probably because I screamed it at him, faux panicked. A few times.
Then I asked him if I gave my computer an STD. (Then I had to tell him an STD is a Sexually Transmitted Disease; a virus.)
He told me the problem with my computer is heavier than a virus. (GOLD!!)
Then I kept asking if it would explode. And he kept telling me to turn my computer on.
I ended up annoying him so much he told me to fuck off and hung up.
Pretty sure that’s a win.
I love these phone calls.