Fucking Pockets

Fucking Pockets

It’s twenty fucking twenty.

 

It’s bad enough that not all clothes comes with pockets, but it’s super fucking annoying that there is no filter on retail websites to search for clothes with pockets.

 

Seriously, I was trying to buy the shorts version of my “activewear” leggings. Because it’s summer and shockingly, it’s getting too hot to wear full length pants to walk in at any time of the day. Nope. The website stock availability was wrong, they seemed to have different fit and sizes just because they were shorts..

 

The really sad thought I had while writing this is that if they did start to put a filter on websites for pocket having clothes, they’d probably include those mini pockets that don’t hold anything, or include fake pockets because it’s a fashunnnn thing and even if you can’t use them, you can see them.

 

The most annoying pockets I ever bought were on a jacket. They stitched them up and while trying them on I thought they maybe kinda looked real. So I took the jacket off and checked how the jacket was made. Yep, actual pockets. I would just have to unstitch them when I got home.

 

I eventually found a pair of shorts in my size:

 

 

 

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Naturally they don’t have pockets, but it seems I have to take this as a win regardless.

 

Fucking Pockets

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