Because when you don’t know what to write about, you can rely on the collective stupidity of the internet to provide you with some fodder.
Well, maybe. If you vomit, maybe not. Unless vomiting is your best feature.
What is a theme park?
It’s a place full of goats.
Is Disneyland a theme park?
No. It’s actually a torture chamber.
What is a theme park game?
A game. Based on a theme park.
With your mouth?
How do you eat dragon fruit?
First, you have to fight the dragon for the fruit. But you’ll lose, so maybe just don’t…?
How do you eat a pomegranate?
Wild guess, but I’m going to say you put some of it in your mouth.
How do you eat star fruit?
Again, I’m going to go with it having something to do with your mouth.
Goats will roam wine
Roam in wine? Roam with wine as they work the room at a cocktail party?
Goats will rule world
Goats will roam
Sure, why not. They’re not wearing cement shoes.
What’s the strangest autocomplete you’ve seen on Google recently?
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