If I Was To Run A Diet Scam
I’m not sure why, but last night my husband & I decided to think of diet scams…this is the resulting list. I apologise in advance for our brains.
Ice Cream Diet: Ice cream shrinks your stomach, so the more ice cream you eat, the less food you can fit in there.
Ear Size Diet: You can only eat things that would fit in your ear.
Mar-Soup-Ial Diet: Soups made solely from marsupials.
Fish-Head Popsicle Diet: One fish-head popsicle is 3 on the unique scale system of healthy food. You need to eat 15-20 scales per day.
Netflix Diet: Chips. Packets & packets of chips. Can be combined with the Ice Cream Diet.
Gherkin Diet: Based on the “if Maccas can have a heart healthy tick, anyone can” principle.
Cactus Diet: Can only eat spiky foods that rip your insides to shreds.
Hobo Diet: Fried rats cooked over discarded oil drums.
Faraday Cage Diet: Can only eat food cooked within the faraday cage and activated by the energy of the lightning around it.
Space Monsters Diet: Can only eat space monsters cooked by astronauts on the International Space Station.
What diet scam would you run?