5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram

5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram


Sometimes, food tastes better than it looks. Some people will even have the audacity to share photos of these meals on Instagram. Some complete assholes won’t even apologise for it not being pretty enough.


5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram


5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram


A Gym Selfie

But not the full makeup, hair in place type of gym selfie. A selfie where it looks like you’ve, you know, actually done something at the gym.


A Non Grid Layout

Yep, I’m starting early with the particularly heinous things to do. A non grid layout means that you don’t have a perfect matching grid of photos (eg alternating selfie and inspo quotes) if someone goes to your home page. It means that … gasp… your Instagram feed might look as random as life itself is. 


A Toenail Clipping

Because leftover toenail.


An OOTD Post Without Tagging High End Brands

It’s almost like some people don’t spend their money on high end “designer” clothes. But if you don’t, then you should stop using Instagram.


End of blog post confession: this was originally going to be a list of 10 things but I felt nauseous when googling tips for a perfect Instagram feed to mock it so I had to stop for the sake of my own health.


What rebellious horrific thing have you done on your Instagram feed recently? 


6 Replies to “5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram”

  1. Well, I wouldn’t post an OOTD because I wear almost the same thing every day (although I do wash my clothes inbetween!) I can’t get the hang of the grid thing, my favourite food is ugly and I don’t wear make up to the gym – that would just not end well. I’m pleased you stopped the list there, for both our healths! Let’s be instarebels together!

    1. Vanessa Smith says: Reply

      Haha most of my clothes are the same too – a small rotation of them. Instarebels unite!

  2. Bahahaha, I’ve got a couple of sweaty, frizzy, gross post-run selfies. Do they count? But I’ve never done an OOTD post in my life. So maybe I should get on that quick smart 😉

    1. Vanessa Smith says: Reply

      They totally count!

  3. Ha. As always, a laugh from Ness!! I dare you to do next week’s prompt…..

    Thank you for linking up for #lifethisweek. Next week’s optional prompt is My Hairstyle History. Denyse

    1. Vanessa Smith says: Reply

      Mine would be pretty boring. It involves avoiding going to the hairdresser, so I just don’t go!

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