Sometimes, food tastes better than it looks. Some people will even have the audacity to share photos of these meals on Instagram. Some complete assholes won’t even apologise for it not being pretty enough.
5 Things A Rebel Will Post On Instagram
A Gym Selfie
But not the full makeup, hair in place type of gym selfie. A selfie where it looks like you’ve, you know, actually done something at the gym.
A Non Grid Layout
Yep, I’m starting early with the particularly heinous things to do. A non grid layout means that you don’t have a perfect matching grid of photos (eg alternating selfie and inspo quotes) if someone goes to your home page. It means that … gasp… your Instagram feed might look as random as life itself is.
A Toenail Clipping
Because leftover toenail.
An OOTD Post Without Tagging High End Brands
It’s almost like some people don’t spend their money on high end “designer” clothes. But if you don’t, then you should stop using Instagram.
End of blog post confession: this was originally going to be a list of 10 things but I felt nauseous when googling tips for a perfect Instagram feed to mock it so I had to stop for the sake of my own health.
What rebellious horrific thing have you done on your Instagram feed recently?