(Fake) Newest Home Fads
Self-Aware Cleaning Robots
The best part about self-aware cleaning robots is that you can program them to obey whichever variation of time that you’re happy to leave food on the floor. We all generally know it as the three or five second rule, but with the self-aware cleaning robots you can also choose from 10 seconds, 30 minutes and “ignore all food on the floor”. However, as these robots are self-aware, you do need to be aware of their feelings. If you don’t let them pick up any food that drops on the floor, they will feel sad and unfulfilled and may just decide to sweep you up while you’re asleep…
A Coffee Table That Makes Coffee And Tables
We all know pod coffee is planning to take over the planet by drowning us in excessive plastic waste. Well, the latest trend is now here. A coffee table that not only makes eco friendly coffee from animals with anal scent glands, but it makes you extra coffee tables. I mean, imagine if you invited people over to entertain, and the next time they came over you have THE SAME COFFEE TABLE. For shammmeee!
You’ve all heard of floor boards, now we present to you floor entertainers. No longer will your guests be bored by walking on solid floors. Floor Entertainers (TM) mean that floor boards will disapear at random, ensuring that your guests never know which step will be their last before shooting pains, bones through the skin, and other party livening activities like that.
Note: renting a falling down haunted mansion may have the same effect.
This is an outstanding new appliance. How does it work, you ask? Well, you simply drop it into your bathtub (while you’re in it) and it turns the bathtub into a wave pool!
Which of these fake new home fads would you like?