(Fake) Newest Home Fads

(Fake) New Home Fads

Firstly there were new home fads, then newer home fads, and today I’m very happy to present the newest home fads! Get your theoretical credit cards prepped and have them at the ready…


(Fake) Newest Home Fads


(Fake) Newest Home Fads


Self-Aware Cleaning Robots

The best part about self-aware cleaning robots is that you can program them to obey whichever variation of time that you’re happy to leave food on the floor. We all generally know it as the three or five second rule, but with the self-aware cleaning robots you can also choose from 10 seconds, 30 minutes and “ignore all food on the floor”. However, as these robots are self-aware, you do need to be aware of their feelings. If you don’t let them pick up any food that drops on the floor, they will feel sad and unfulfilled and may just decide to sweep you up while you’re asleep…



A Coffee Table That Makes Coffee And Tables

We all know pod coffee is planning to take over the planet by drowning us in excessive plastic waste. Well, the latest trend is now here. A coffee table that not only makes eco friendly coffee from animals with anal scent glands, but it makes you extra coffee tables. I mean, imagine if you invited people over to entertain, and the next time they came over you have THE SAME COFFEE TABLE. For shammmeee! 


Floor Entertainers

You’ve all heard of floor boards, now we present to you floor entertainers. No longer will your guests be bored by walking on solid floors. Floor Entertainers (TM) mean that floor boards will disapear at random, ensuring that your guests never know which step will be their last before shooting pains, bones through the skin, and other party livening activities like that.


Note: renting a falling down haunted mansion may have the same effect.



This is an outstanding new appliance. How does it work, you ask? Well, you simply drop it into your bathtub (while you’re in it) and it turns the bathtub into a wave pool!


Which of these fake new home fads would you like?


11 Replies to “(Fake) Newest Home Fads”

  1. The microwave!!!!!! I’m drained by life at the moment and this would help mre relax.

    SSG xxx

    1. Exactly! Who doesn’t want a wave pool bathtub!? 🙂

  2. Ummm …..
    Now which would I choose?
    I think I’m gonna go with the …
    (E) None of the above

    1. Aww come on, that’s no fun 🙂

  3. Lol! I’d still go with the floor cleaning robot, although I think my cat already counts as that anyway 🙂

    1. Just keep the robot happy too 🙂

  4. Can I choose none of the above? Although the floor entertainers could be ummm entertaining.

    1. Entertaining, bone breaking…all the same 😉

  5. I absolutely need the floor entertainers…..

  6. I wouldn’t mind the microwave, as long as the waves were just that, micro!

  7. I love your mind…it is always turning over new information with great ideas!!
    Thank you for linking up for #lifethisweek. Next week’s optional prompt is Share Your Snaps! Denyse

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