Free samples. The best way to feel rich without actually being rich.
I mean, all you have to do is give your address, email, phone number, blood type, sexual history, sperm sample and you get some awesome tiny sachet in return.
In 6-8 weeks.
(Geez, don’t be a greedy fuck who expects things in a regular postage timeframe. It was F-R-E-E after all. You’re so entitled.)
I saw a great one.
You could compete (yes, you had to “win” this “opportunity”) to test a deodorant.
The best part?
It specified you got to keep the deodorant.