Folk Remedies For Blogging

folk remedies

I was playing with an idea generator this week and this gem presented itself.

 

folk remedies

 

So then I decided it was brainstorming time. How can there be folk remedies for blogging?

 

Inspiration

Take a luscious and  long hot shower with three drops of eucalyptus oil. Make sure you really breathe it in, clearing your sinuses of all the daytime stresses. Follow the shower by toweling dry with a thick fluffy towel. Then, just as you’re about to get dressed, get someone to tip an ice-cold bucket of water over you, thus undoing the stress relief but ensuring you will write a blog post about the idiot who suggested this.

 

Rejuvenation

Rejuvenating is hard. You have to purge the bad before you can take in the benefits of this remedy. Firstly, drink a bottle of honey. Then, drink a second bottle of honey. You’ll have such a sugar high that you’ll be vomiting. But vomit is good. Vomit is the evil, old you leaving your system.

 

PS, for those who are sarcasm-impaired, don’t try the stuff above! Also, do disclaimers stop natural selection? Because natural selection is pretty important…

 

Now, totally off the topic of folk remedies, here are some other sheer gems of ideas that it created. If you write about any of these, let me know!

 

how blogging makes you a better lover

 

 

blogging amish

 

government and blogging
I wonder if the government secretly live-blogged the moon landing!

 

darth vader blogging
PLEASE tell me someone blogs as Darth Vader.

 

world end without blogging
Because where else would I let my crazy loose?

 

What’s your favourite random idea?

 

8 Replies to “Folk Remedies For Blogging”

  1. I think the information bubbles are just as important as the crazy ideas that portent throws up.

    I hope you answer “why the world would end without blogging”

    1. Vanessa Smith says: Reply

      They’re pretty awesome!

  2. ROFL how blogging makes you a better lover!!!!

    1. Vanessa Smith says: Reply

      That one might be a bit too detailed to answer online haha.

    1. Vanessa Smith says: Reply

      Haha I can’t take credit for the random generator unfortunately!

  3. hee hee – thanks for the giggles 🙂 #FYBF

    1. Vanessa Smith says: Reply

      🙂

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