I was playing with an idea generator this week and this gem presented itself.
So then I decided it was brainstorming time. How can there be folk remedies for blogging?
Take a luscious and long hot shower with three drops of eucalyptus oil. Make sure you really breathe it in, clearing your sinuses of all the daytime stresses. Follow the shower by toweling dry with a thick fluffy towel. Then, just as you’re about to get dressed, get someone to tip an ice-cold bucket of water over you, thus undoing the stress relief but ensuring you will write a blog post about the idiot who suggested this.
Rejuvenating is hard. You have to purge the bad before you can take in the benefits of this remedy. Firstly, drink a bottle of honey. Then, drink a second bottle of honey. You’ll have such a sugar high that you’ll be vomiting. But vomit is good. Vomit is the evil, old you leaving your system.
PS, for those who are sarcasm-impaired, don’t try the stuff above! Also, do disclaimers stop natural selection? Because natural selection is pretty important…
Now, totally off the topic of folk remedies, here are some other sheer gems of ideas that it created. If you write about any of these, let me know!
What’s your favourite random idea?