The Three Main Types Of Apologies (And What You’re Really Saying)

The Three Main Types Of Apologies (And What You're Really Saying)

The other week, I was having a discussion with a friend about apologies. More specifically, “apologies”. Aka fake ones. Aka “sorry YOU were offended” types. I said that I would rather people didn’t fake being sorry as that is more … painful, patronising… you choose the adjective that suits!

 

The Three Main Types Of Apologies (And What You’re Really Saying)

 

The Three Main Types Of Apologies (And What You're Really Saying)

 

Genuine Apology

“I was a dick, I recognise that, I’m truly sorry and will look at my behaviour.”

These apologies are, wait for it, genuine. The person knows they did something wrong. They don’t want to do it again. They really are sorry that they caused you pain.

 

Fake Apology

“Sorry YOU were offended.”

These are the worst, in my book. This is what I hear: “I don’t want to talk about this anymore even though deep (deep) down I know I was being a dickhead but I can’t acknowledge I have flaws so if I say sorry and you won’t forgive me and drop it then I’ve done the shallow and faux socially acceptable thing and I can make YOU look like a dick so no one sees I’m one”.

 

No Apology

“……”

I read these as “I know I was a dick and I don’t care”. In a way, I respect these more than the fake apologies. At least these people are just a dick, not a lying dick. One less bad trait. 

 

How do you view apologies? Do you think there are more types, or do these three cover a large majority?

 

8 Replies to “The Three Main Types Of Apologies (And What You’re Really Saying)”

  1. I’m with you, the fake apology is the worst. No apology is better than that!

    1. I’m still mad at the last fake apology I received!

  2. Yep, no apology is way better than a fake apology but best of all, is someone who owns their stuff ups and comes clean about it. Honesty is always the best policy, especially when it comes to apologies 🙂

    1. I hope we all get more genuine ones. Well, none at all, I guess – but if one is needed!

  3. I can’t stand the “I’m sorry you were offended”. Don’t apologise for my feelings, I’m not! I think there are way too many adults roaming around unwilling to accept any responsibility for their behaviour, yet willing to dole out insincere apologies just to say “I don’t know why you’re still mad, I apologised”.

    1. It’s so infuriating, isn’t it?

  4. Learning to apologise well is a skill that seems to be rarer and rarer these days. Maybe people care less and less about how their actions impact others?

    1. I don’t know if they care less, I wonder if they understand less?

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