Yep, everyone is hereby banned from farting. (Except for me. I’m allowed to.)
More Four More Things I’d Like Humans To Stop Doing
Using Creepy Photos
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Having Spare Time
I feel like I should have more spare time than others and it’s just rude when time isn’t automatically donated to me. Someone invent that for me?
Using Google as a Verb
This has bugged me for years. I can’t do it. I also don’t know why it bugs me but it does. I have to say “look it up on the internet” even though that’s approximately 10 million times wordier.
What “thing” do you want humans to stop doing?