As an ultra classy, uber sophisticated household, we spent Saturday night playing Uno.
But I kept winning.
At first I put this down to my sheer awesomeness. But after a while I remembered I’m not really a person who ends up winning at games.
So I dug further.
And then I noticed a pattern.
Who shuffles, wins. Not to be confused with Who Dares, Wins. Mostly because that was a TV show and this is a card came. And Uno isn’t particularly daring.
Every time I shuffled the cards, I won.
I’m thinking there’s some kind of built in conspiracy to the Uno cards. Maybe they need an EMP to wipe out some sort of secret winning chip to make it fair. Or maybe a seance.
Do you win at Uno when you shuffle? Do you think my cards should be tested?