Humour

There are two ways to do your job. It depends slightly on what your job is, but it can be broken down into two categories:   If You’re An Australian Politician Complain that you don’t know who your boss is Go home for the day Enjoy life long pension   If You’re Not An Australian […]

Minimalism is so hot right now. I love how many products and services you can buy about it.   Kitchens have long been the place where clutter gathers in a house. Mostly because no one ever wants to do any kind of cleaning after they’ve cooked. Which is fair enough, because when you’ve cooked, there’s […]

We all know that hustling is the lifeblood of the twenty-teens and twenty-twenties. If you’re not hustling, you’re a lazy nobody.   Here people (aka no one) sometimes contact me to ask me for more details on how they can improve in many different aspects of their lives.   You’d think there are very few […]

To be fair, I’m sure a lot of important things are covered in HR degrees. Humans are complex, and treating them as resources must have a lot of complexity as well. Usually I don’t like to assume that a job I’ve never done is really simple.   But I am always willing to make an […]

Free samples. The best way to feel rich without actually being rich.   I mean, all you have to do is give your address, email, phone number, blood type, sexual history, sperm sample and you get some awesome tiny sachet in return.   In 6-8 weeks.   (Geez, don’t be a greedy fuck who expects […]

Suck it up and move on?   No, actually, I think you’re right. The world would be a better place if we all liked the same books, tv and movies. Who doesn’t want to be part of a homogeneous lump of coal?   It’s much safer to worship content without a thought process than to […]

We all know that turning 30 means you’re an adult. None of this bullshit adult at 18 or 21 stuff, 30 is where the real adulting begins.   Before I get into things that you’re a freaking disaster for if you own them after 30, let me remind you why 30 is so important: it’s […]

Can I Quit My Job and Earn 6 Figures On The Internet Tomorrow?   No.   You could possibly maybe at a stretch earn six figures next week, but those figures will probably look like 3c, 1c, 5c, 3c, 1c & 0.5c. Probably not the six figures you had in mind.   “But what about […]