Humour

We all know that home is where the heart is. Which is why we spend money on keeping up with the Joneses to make sure that we don’t look like the horrible, out of touch, untrendy person on our street. As we all know, being untrendy is a fate worse than death. Being the exceptionally […]

You’d think this is sponsored, but no. Why Kmart? Well, I don’t really like being at the shops at any time, but especially not leading up to Christmas. Kmart (and Woolies and Coles) are the only shops I can easily access any evening in the week when it’s likely to be quiet and happily lacking […]

I never watched How I Met Your Mother religiously but often watched it if it was on when I changed channels. One thing I really remember from it was the game “Drunk or kid“.   Drunk or kid?   If you haven’t heard of it, this is how it works: A story is told about […]

Disclaimer: this post is 100% not sponsored and I haven’t even looked at the relevant website relating to the car. Partly because I’m writing this on a train without wifi and with a few 3/4G black spots, but mostly because it would take away the fun of writing nonsense if I got distracted by real […]

If I Was To Run A Diet Scam I’m not sure why, but last night my husband & I decided to think of diet scams…this is the resulting list. I apologise in advance for our brains. Ice Cream Diet: Ice cream shrinks your stomach, so the more ice cream you eat, the less food you […]

Aksimet decided to go a bit wonky on me last week, so I resorted to checking my spam folder manually, in case any comments were lost in there. Of course, this does tend to bring up some absolute gems in terms of spam comments.   I actually think this is great advice. What I think […]

The other week I posted on my Facebook Page that I was watching a children’s toy advertisement on TV and couldn’t believe they had to have a disclaimer that the toy did not breathe fire in real life. Just in case you WANTED a toy for your child that breathed fire.     But there is […]